Hambry
The News, Remastered
Meet Hambry
The distinguished character behind the headlines. Hambry embodies our mission: to remaster the news with style, substance, and a healthy dose of satire.
The news, remastered. We take the day's headlines and return them to you sharper, funnier, and more honest than the originals ever dared to be.
Satire That Informs as Much as It Entertains
Hambry was born from a simple observation: the news is already absurd — it just needs better writers. We take real events, strip away the spin, and rebuild them with the honesty that only humor can provide.
Every article on Hambry is clearly labeled as satire. We are not in the business of misinformation — we are in the business of making you laugh, think, and occasionally spit out your coffee. Our talented team of writers and editors works around the clock to ensure we publish daily without sacrificing quality.
What We Stand For
Four principles that guide every headline we write and every article we publish.
Sharp Writing
Every headline is honed, every paragraph polished. We believe satire is a craft, not a shortcut.
Editorial Integrity
Satire with standards. We punch up, label clearly, and never fabricate to deceive — only to illuminate.
Humor With Purpose
Comedy is our vehicle, not our destination. Every joke carries a point worth making.
Holding Power Accountable
From Capitol Hill to Silicon Valley, no institution is too big to be the punchline it deserves.
How Hambry Works
A streamlined editorial process powered by our talented writing team, running every day.
Gather
Our pipeline scans top news sources every morning, collecting the day's most satirically promising stories.
Remaster
Our writers craft satirical articles complete with headlines, illustrations, and social posts — all grounded in the real story.
Publish
Editors review, refine, and approve. The best articles go live on the site and across our social channels.
The Team
Hambry is built by a small team that punches well above its weight class.
The Writers
Editorial Team
A talented group of satirists, journalists, and comedians who craft every headline and paragraph with precision and wit.
The Editors
Quality Control
A small but mighty team of writers and editors who ensure every article meets our standards for wit, accuracy, and taste.
The Readers
Quality Control
Our most important collaborators. Your shares, comments, and raised eyebrows keep us honest and sharp.
Our Story
We are just getting started — but we are moving fast.
Launches with a mission to remaster the news through satire.
Expands editorial team to cover breaking news and trending topics in real-time.
Reaches 100K monthly readers within the first quarter.
Expands to daily publication with coverage across 10+ categories.
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