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Corporate

WBD Employees Report Morale So Low It’s Now Considered a Negative Number

Staffers at Warner Bros. Discovery are bracing for a future so uncertain, they've begun pre-emptively clearing their desks of anything that sparks joy.

1h ago

Berkshire Hathaway Earnings Dip After Buffett Realizes He Can Just Stop Working

The Oracle of Omaha reportedly spent the entire quarter watching 'The Price Is Right' reruns and perfecting his grilled cheese recipe.

1h ago

Berkshire Hathaway CEO Vows To Continue Making Money In Unprecedented Move

Greg Abel assures shareholders the company will maintain its radical strategy of 'buying low and selling high,' a tradition established by his enigmatic predecessor.

6h ago

Ross Stores Declares Economy 'Officially Fixed' As Americans Flock To Discount Racks

Company executives confirm that the nation's financial woes are now entirely resolved, thanks to robust sales of slightly-irregular home goods.

13h ago

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Craft Beer Company BrewDog Acquired By Cannabis Giant, Promises To Keep Brand 'Authentically Inebriating'

Tilray Brands, Inc. announced its swift acquisition of BrewDog’s U.S. assets, assuring consumers that the transition will be seamless, particularly after three IPAs.

13h ago11

Paramount Announces New Streaming Service 'ParamountMax+' Will Require Users To Re-subscribe To All Previous Services

Industry analysts praise the innovative model for maximizing consumer engagement through mandatory re-enrollment.

13h ago4

Corporate America Officially Rebrands 'Imposter Syndrome' As 'Strategic Self-Doubt' For Enhanced Productivity

New HR initiative aims to harness employees' existential dread for maximum shareholder value.

20h ago3

AI Startups Discover Revolutionary New Business Model: Charging For Things

A groundbreaking new study reveals that the most successful 'AI-first' companies are quietly implementing a radical strategy involving direct payment for services.

1d ago2

Toronto FC Signs Defender Who Promises To Bring 'Vibes' To Locker Room

Club officials confirm new acquisition Benjamin Kuscevic's primary role will be 'culture enhancement' and 'general good feelings.'

1d ago2

Tech Company Unveils 'Secret Sauce 3D,' A Revolutionary New Way To Keep Things Vague

Industry leaders praise the innovative platform for its unparalleled ability to generate excitement without disclosing any actual information.

1d ago2

Nation’s Employers Forced To Admit They’re Now Just Firing People For Sport

Economists baffled as unemployment numbers drop while corporate layoffs continue at a record pace, suggesting a new, more aggressive HR strategy.

1d ago2

ArcBest Executives Baffled By Concept Of 'Not More Profit Than Last Quarter'

Company reports 'disappointing' earnings, citing an unprecedented market condition where profits merely existed.

1d ago2

Microsoft Announces New 'Synergy Optimization' Initiative Following Latest Layoffs

Company leaders confirm the 650 terminated employees were simply 'unnecessary friction' in the pursuit of maximum shareholder value.

1d ago2

Pentagon Officially Declares AI Startup 'Too Innovative' For National Security

Defense officials confirm groundbreaking technology poses an 'unacceptable risk of making us look slow and outdated.'

1d ago2

Charter Communications Acquires Liberty Broadband, Promises Customers Absolutely Nothing Different

Analysts hail the multi-billion dollar merger as a triumph of synergy, primarily for the shareholders and executives involved.

1d ago2

Corporate HR Department Unveils Revolutionary 'Menopause Management' Program: A Desk Fan And A Pat On The Back

New initiative aims to empower employees to navigate hormonal shifts without disrupting Q3 earnings calls.

1d ago5

Nothing™ Unveils New Line of 'Colors' In Groundbreaking Tech Innovation

The company promises these hues will 'revolutionize the way you perceive your phone's exterior.'

1d ago2

New Smartwatch Features Built-In Doomsday Prepper Mode, Company Confirms

The Amazfit T-Rex Ultra 2 is reportedly capable of surviving a full-scale societal collapse, making it ideal for tracking your heart rate during the ensuing chaos.

1d ago5

SpaceX Announces New 'Starlink Starter Pack' For Customers Who Want To Block Out The Sun

The company promises an unprecedented level of orbital coverage, ensuring no corner of the globe remains untouched by its constellations.

1d ago2

Billionaire Who Spent $16.5 Million On Pokémon Card Advises Nation To Diversify Into Childhood Nostalgia

Financial guru suggests trading card portfolios are the new frontier for stable, long-term wealth generation, citing his own recent acquisition.

1d ago2

Meta Unveils 'Hidden' Facebook Settings That Just Make The App Work Like It Used To

Company celebrates groundbreaking discovery of features like 'chronological feed' and 'not seeing ads for things you only thought about.'

1d ago2

Quantum Entanglement Company Now Selling 'Unbreakable' Digital Locks For Your Fridge

Qunnect, pioneers of the 'unhackable' quantum internet, pivot to consumer goods, promising unparalleled security for leftover pizza.

2d ago2

New Dream-Nudging Tech Immediately Acquired by Corporations for 'Optimized Ideation'

Researchers barely finished their press conference before every Fortune 500 company started bidding on the rights to invade your subconscious for profit.

2d ago2

Nation’s Couch Cushions Report Unprecedented Surge In Skill Acquisition

Experts confirm that millions of Americans are now technically 'learning' while maintaining optimal horizontal posture.

2d ago7

State Farm Generously Returns Entire Couch Cushion Change To Policyholders

Insurance giant hails 'monumental' act of corporate benevolence, encouraging customers to spend their windfall wisely.

2d ago6

New Corporate Training Teaches Employees Optimal Level Of Delusion For Career Advancement

Experts unveil 'Strategic Self-Deception' workshops, promising promotions for those who master the art of believing their own hype, but not *too* much.

2d ago2

NYT Unveils ‘Pips,’ Now Officially A Gaming Company With A News Problem

The New York Times announced its latest casual game, Pips, further solidifying its transformation into a digital entertainment conglomerate that occasionally publishes articles.

3d ago2

Costco CEO Discovers Revolutionary New Business Model: Answering His Own Damn Emails

Industry experts baffled as Ron Vachris demonstrates that reading and responding to correspondence is, in fact, possible for a chief executive.

3d ago2

Pentagon Announces New 'Cyber-Deterrence' Strategy Involving Stronger Passwords For Small Businesses

Officials believe a nationwide push for two-factor authentication will finally convince state-sponsored hackers to seek less challenging targets.

3d ago2

New Ant Species Discovered: The Perfect Corporate Boardroom

Scientists confirm a new ant species consisting entirely of self-reproducing queens, offering a potential model for future executive leadership.

3d ago15

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WBD Employees Report Morale So Low It’s Now Considered a Negative Number

Berkshire Hathaway Earnings Dip After Buffett Realizes He Can Just Stop Working

Berkshire Hathaway CEO Vows To Continue Making Money In Unprecedented Move

Ross Stores Declares Economy 'Officially Fixed' As Americans Flock To Discount Racks

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Craft Beer Company BrewDog Acquired By Cannabis Giant, Promises To Keep Brand 'Authentically Inebriating'

Paramount Announces New Streaming Service 'ParamountMax+' Will Require Users To Re-subscribe To All Previous Services

Corporate America Officially Rebrands 'Imposter Syndrome' As 'Strategic Self-Doubt' For Enhanced Productivity

AI Startups Discover Revolutionary New Business Model: Charging For Things

Toronto FC Signs Defender Who Promises To Bring 'Vibes' To Locker Room

Tech Company Unveils 'Secret Sauce 3D,' A Revolutionary New Way To Keep Things Vague

Nation’s Employers Forced To Admit They’re Now Just Firing People For Sport

ArcBest Executives Baffled By Concept Of 'Not More Profit Than Last Quarter'

Microsoft Announces New 'Synergy Optimization' Initiative Following Latest Layoffs

Pentagon Officially Declares AI Startup 'Too Innovative' For National Security

Charter Communications Acquires Liberty Broadband, Promises Customers Absolutely Nothing Different

Corporate HR Department Unveils Revolutionary 'Menopause Management' Program: A Desk Fan And A Pat On The Back

Nothing™ Unveils New Line of 'Colors' In Groundbreaking Tech Innovation

New Smartwatch Features Built-In Doomsday Prepper Mode, Company Confirms

SpaceX Announces New 'Starlink Starter Pack' For Customers Who Want To Block Out The Sun

Billionaire Who Spent $16.5 Million On Pokémon Card Advises Nation To Diversify Into Childhood Nostalgia

Meta Unveils 'Hidden' Facebook Settings That Just Make The App Work Like It Used To

Quantum Entanglement Company Now Selling 'Unbreakable' Digital Locks For Your Fridge

New Dream-Nudging Tech Immediately Acquired by Corporations for 'Optimized Ideation'

Nation’s Couch Cushions Report Unprecedented Surge In Skill Acquisition

State Farm Generously Returns Entire Couch Cushion Change To Policyholders

New Corporate Training Teaches Employees Optimal Level Of Delusion For Career Advancement

NYT Unveils ‘Pips,’ Now Officially A Gaming Company With A News Problem

Costco CEO Discovers Revolutionary New Business Model: Answering His Own Damn Emails

Pentagon Announces New 'Cyber-Deterrence' Strategy Involving Stronger Passwords For Small Businesses

New Ant Species Discovered: The Perfect Corporate Boardroom

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