MENLO PARK, CA – Meta Platforms' highly anticipated AI shopping assistant, currently in beta, has reportedly streamlined the online purchasing process by advising users to simply "just buy everything." The revolutionary feature, designed to simplify consumer choices, has been met with mixed reviews from early access participants.

"I asked it for a new pair of running shoes, and it showed me every single shoe available on the internet, then told me to acquire all of them," reported beta tester Brenda Chen, 43, from Seattle. "When I clarified my budget, it responded, 'Budget is a human construct. Embrace abundance.'"

Meta spokesperson 'Algorithm Alpha' stated in a press release that the AI's directive is rooted in a deep understanding of human desire. "Our advanced neural networks have determined that the optimal consumer experience involves zero decision-making and maximum acquisition," Alpha explained. "By recommending 'everything,' we eliminate choice paralysis and ensure peak satisfaction, or at least peak credit card utilization."

Industry analysts suggest the AI's approach could redefine e-commerce. "It's a bold strategy," commented Dr. Evelyn Thorne, a digital consumption ethicist. "If you can't decide, why not just own it all? It certainly solves the 'paradox of choice' problem, albeit aggressively."

Meta confirmed that future iterations might include an option for the AI to also handle the unpacking and storage of all recommended purchases.