NEW YORK, NY — Following the recent resolution of a decades-long payment dispute between R&B legends Teddy Riley and Keith Sweat over their 1987 hit 'Make It Last Forever,' music industry executives have announced a revolutionary new contractual clause. The 'Make It Last Forever' clause guarantees artists will see their royalties at some point before the heat death of the universe, or at least before their own, whichever comes first.

“We understand that waiting 30-plus years for proper compensation can be, shall we say, 'less than ideal' for an artist's financial planning,” stated Harmony Goldblatt, CEO of Universal Synergy Corp., a newly formed conglomerate of major labels. “This new clause is a testament to our commitment to innovation, ensuring that creators might actually enjoy the fruits of their labor while still capable of purchasing a moderately priced vehicle.”

Industry insiders suggest the move was prompted by a growing trend of artists discovering they were owed millions only after their grandchildren had already started college. “It’s about modernizing,” explained veteran music attorney Saul Goodman-esque. “We’re moving from the 'hope and pray' model to the 'mildly optimistic wait' model. It's a huge leap forward.”

Critics, however, remain skeptical, noting that the clause still contains an extensive sub-clause allowing for 'unforeseen administrative delays' which could push payments well into the next geological epoch. Artists are reportedly thrilled with the prospect of their estates one day receiving what they are owed, potentially in cryptocurrency yet to be invented.