WIMBLEDON COMMON, UK — In a move described by political analysts as "mildly surprising, yet entirely predictable," the Reform Party yesterday appointed Robert Jenrick as their new Chancellor, reinforcing their commitment to "revolting against opposition to opposition."

Leader Nigel Farage, during a meticulously rehearsed 17-minute press conference timed to coincide with tea breaks in Parliament, hailed Reform as “the true voice of opposition,” a claim verified by the obscure Department of Opposition Verification (DOV), which noted a 142% increase in self-declared opposition status among Reform members since January.

Jenrick, famed for his previous stint as Chancellor of a parallel universe economy, remarked, “I am thrilled to return—not to fix the economy, but to invent one from scratch. Our plans include introducing the first-ever cryptocurrency backed by good intentions and UK sunshine.”

Dr. Felicity Crump, Head of Parliamentary Nonsense Analysis at the Institute for Political Satire, commented, “Selecting Jenrick is a bold move symbolizing Reform’s commitment to recycling politicians more vigorously than their policy ideas.”

Meanwhile, sources report the Reform Party is drafting new slogans such as “Oppose First, Ask Questions Later” and “If at First You Don’t Oppose, Try, Try Again.” Observers await the unveiling of their fiscal policy, rumored to involve printing Monopoly money at Her Majesty’s Treasury on weekends.

Farage concluded, “In these turbulent times, only Reform can oppose Labour—and ourselves—with equal enthusiasm.” The party is also reportedly considering appointing a Chancellor of Exchequer Lite, to be announced next fiscal quarter.