AUSTIN, TX – In a groundbreaking collaboration that redefines both audio consumption and end-of-life planning, Spotify and Liquid Death have officially launched the 'Eternal Playlist' Urn Speaker. The limited-edition device, shaped unmistakably like a funerary urn, aims to provide a 'seamless transition' for music lovers into the afterlife, ensuring their favorite tracks accompany their cremated remains.
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