MAR-A-LAGO, FL – The newly expanded 'Board of Peace,' initially established by former President Donald J. Trump to oversee a Gaza cease-fire, announced today its ambitious new mandate: to unilaterally replace the United Nations, the World Health Organization, and 'frankly, anything with too many committees' with a series of 'really good ideas' personally vetted by its chairman.

Sources close to the Board, which now operates out of a gilded ballroom with 'optimal acoustics for deal-making,' confirmed the shift. "Why have 193 nations debating resolutions when you can have one guy with tremendous instincts just tell everyone what to do?" questioned Dr. Philomena 'Philly' Delvecchio, Head of Global Simplification and Efficiency at the Board of Peace. "It's just common sense, folks."

The Board's first 'really good idea' involves replacing all international treaties with a single, legally binding 'Friendship Accord' signed in glitter pen. "It's very visual, very impactful," explained Mr. Bartholomew 'Barty' Higgins, Director of Aesthetic Diplomacy. "And if anyone breaks it, they're just, frankly, not a friend anymore. Very clear consequences."

The UN Secretary-General's office issued a statement expressing 'mild bewilderment,' while analysts from the Institute for Redundant Global Structures predict a 73% increase in 'unilateral peace declarations' by year-end. The Board of Peace remains undeterred, reportedly already drafting plans for a 'Universal Happiness Initiative' involving mandatory daily golf cart parades.