WASHINGTON D.C. – In a landmark move to streamline holiday domestic visits, the Department of Familial Cohesion (DFC) today announced a mandatory 'Strategic Involuntary Photography Attire' (SIPA) for all citizens engaging in inter-household travel between November 20th and January 5th. The initiative, dubbed 'Operation Look-Like-You-Tried,' seeks to eliminate the 'logistical and emotional drain' of impromptu photo sessions.

Under the new federal guidelines, all individuals visiting relatives must adhere to a prescribed layering system, featuring 'comfort-optimized, photo-ready textiles' designed to convey an impression of effortless elegance, even during moments of profound internal distress. Failure to comply could result in a 'Mildly Disapproving Glance' (MDG) from a designated family matriarch, or, in severe cases, being cropped out of the annual holiday card.

“For too long, American families have suffered the indignity of uncoordinated outfit choices, leading to visual discord in cherished memories,” stated Dr. Brenda P. Snaps, Director of Aesthetic Compliance at the DFC. “Our research indicates a 47% reduction in passive-aggressive comments when subjects appear to have ‘put in some effort,’ even if that effort was entirely government-mandated.”

Local authorities are equipped with 'Aunt Carol's Critical Eye' scanners, capable of detecting non-compliant fabrics and excessive comfort. “We’re not asking for much,” added Chief Inspector Reginald ‘Reggie’ Button, head of the Wardrobe Enforcement Unit. “Just look like you’re not actively trying to offend your grandmother’s sense of decorum.” Exemptions for infants and pets remain under review.