TOPEKA, KS – In a groundbreaking move to ensure societal cohesion and administrative efficiency, Kansas legislators have unveiled a proposed bill mandating all citizens carry a state-issued 'Authenticity Score.' The score, ranging from 0 to 100, would be prominently displayed on all government identification, including driver's licenses, and would reflect an individual's alignment with what lawmakers describe as 'historically consistent Kanasian values.'
Proponents of the bill argue it will simplify interactions with state agencies and foster a more 'understandable' populace. "It's about clarity," stated State Representative Dale Gribble (R-Prairie Dog Gulch). "When someone presents their ID, we shouldn't have to guess if they're, you know, *really* them. This score cuts through the noise. It's just good, common-sense governance." Sources close to the legislative process indicate initial scoring metrics may include factors such as 'traditional gender presentation,' 'adherence to birth-assigned nomenclature,' and 'frequency of church attendance.'
Critics, however, suggest the bill is a thinly veiled attempt to further marginalize specific communities. "This isn't about authenticity; it's about control," commented Dr. Evelyn Reed, a professor of constitutional law at Wichita State University. "It creates a tiered citizenship based on arbitrary and discriminatory criteria. It's a social credit system for people who still use flip phones."
Should the bill pass, the Department of Motor Vehicles is reportedly exploring a 'fast-track' option for citizens eager to demonstrate their immediate compliance, potentially involving a brief, on-site 'values assessment' conducted by a certified state official.





