BRISBANE, AU — In a swift, decisive move to prevent future 'unplanned structural modifications,' Australia's leading religious institutions have announced a nationwide initiative to equip all synagogues with state-of-the-art anti-truck force fields. The unprecedented measure comes in the wake of an incident where a large vehicle 'recalibrated' the entrance of a Brisbane synagogue.

“We simply cannot afford to have our places of worship unexpectedly redecorated by rogue heavy machinery,” stated Dr. Elara Vance, Head of Vehicular Mitigation at the newly formed Department of Sacred Infrastructure Integrity. “Our preliminary analysis indicates a 97.3% success rate in deflecting any object exceeding 2.5 tonnes traveling at speeds greater than 15 km/h, ensuring future vehicular encounters are met with a firm, yet invisible, 'no entry' sign.”

The technology, reportedly adapted from discarded theme park ride safety systems, promises to create an impenetrable barrier around sacred sites. Local resident Agnes Periwinkle, 87, expressed cautious optimism. “It’s about time,” she remarked, adjusting her spectacles. “Last week, a man tried to deliver a sofa through my living room window. These trucks, they just don’t respect boundaries anymore.”

Experts predict the new force fields will usher in an era of 'uninterrupted spiritual reflection,' free from the existential threat of unexpected freight. Funding for the ambitious project is reportedly being sourced from a newly established 'Unsolicited Vehicle Damage Tax' on commercial trucking companies.