LOS ANGELES, CA – A groundbreaking new strategy for marital behavioral modification, dubbed 'The O'Connell Protocol,' is sweeping the nation after actor Jerry O'Connell successfully quit a decades-long smoking habit following an $800 hypnosis session and a 'no-contact ultimatum' from his wife. Relationship counselors and hypnotists are reporting unprecedented demand.
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