NEW YORK, NY – Following U.S. women's hockey star Hilary Knight's recent appearance on Saturday Night Live, sources close to the U.S. Men's National Hockey Team confirm a growing sentiment of being overlooked, even in their capacity to be overlooked. The team, which failed to medal at the last Olympics, reportedly feels their consistent lack of public recognition should be celebrated with the same fervor as the women's team's gold-medal-winning achievements.

“It’s just not fair,” stated a representative for the men’s team, who asked to remain anonymous to avoid drawing attention. “We’ve worked tirelessly to achieve a level of national indifference that should, frankly, be a gold medal in itself. To have the women’s team get all the spotlight, even for a joke about our comparative obscurity, feels like a slap in the face to our dedication to being forgettable.”

Team captain 'Chad Broderick' expressed frustration, noting, “We’ve perfected the art of the early exit. We’ve mastered the quiet flight home. We thought our legacy of underperformance would speak for itself, but apparently, you still need a late-night sketch to get noticed for *not* being noticed.”

NBC executives are reportedly considering a new segment for SNL featuring the men’s team, tentatively titled “Where Are They Now? (Seriously, Does Anyone Know?)”