LOS GATOS, CA – Following a surge in viewership for R-rated 90s thrillers, Netflix has confirmed the development of a new 'Historical Context' overlay designed to prepare modern audiences for the shocking realities of pre-woke cinema. The feature, currently in beta, will display trigger warnings like 'Contains unfiltered human expression' and 'May depict un-ironic sensuality' before certain scenes.

“We understand that today’s viewer is accustomed to a more curated, and frankly, less sweaty cinematic experience,” stated Netflix Head of Content De-Sensitization, Brenda Purity. “Our data shows a significant percentage of users are simply not equipped to handle the raw, unadulterated horniness of, say, a Sharon Stone film from 1992 without proper emotional scaffolding.”

The company anticipates the feature will be particularly useful for films where characters engage in physical intimacy without first discussing their trauma or the sociopolitical implications of their actions. Early tests indicate a 40% reduction in viewer discomfort when warned about 'gratuitous eye contact' or 'unmotivated displays of confidence.'

Critics, however, suggest the feature might inadvertently highlight how much more prudish society has become. Netflix maintains it's simply ensuring a safe space for viewers to experience the past, one carefully contextualized pelvic thrust at a time.